My wife is awesome. Why? Because she’s from Guam. A place I didn’t even know existed until a few years ago. Not just that, but she can cook up a kick-ass Chamorro dish. She’s a hell of a mother and could probably take care of these boys with her eyes shut and her hands tied. I once witnessed her leap into the air from the bed out of a deep sleep to help Jacob, who fell onto the floor. You wouldn’t even guess she’s the mother of two because she’s so fucking hot. She’s my best friend, I tell her everything because she’s my ‘crime in partner‘. She’s my sunrise, sunset and everything in between – I’m the luckiest guy in the world.
Did I mention that she’s from GUAM!? That light-brown olive skin is softer than those microplush pillows that they sell at Brookstone. And those eyes… she reminds me of one of those girls on the playing cards they would give to soldiers in WWII. The name at the bottom of the card would be Pacific Island Princess or Gorgeous in Guam. I feel like I’ve known her forever. I love her.